Madge Mouths Off About London Traffic

Nobody likes traffic, do they? Especially not Madonna, who is apparently taking as a personal affront to musicians trying to make their gigs in the congestion zone.

In an interview with Q magazine, the Britified American said,

"I would make it so that young musicians, aspiring musicians wouldn't have to pay the congestion charge or pay taxes."

What a dream... no C-charge for carrying a guitar. And no taxes, too? Sign us up for piano lessons! The megastar also railed against Mayor Ken, saying,

"Will Ken Livingstone get my vote? No. The traffic in London is worse than ever now. All Red Ken wants is roadworks going on everywhere."

Well, Madge, why aren't you running for Mayor, then? You could make the Tube a disco.

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