Hit Me, Stanley, One More Time

Dean Nicholas
By Dean Nicholas Last edited 193 months ago

Last Updated 28 March 2008

Hit Me, Stanley, One More Time
Britney Spears at Madame Tussauds

Operation: Rebrand Britney is gathering pace. Days after her celebrated cameo in US sitcom How I Met Your Mother - where the former teen icon excelled as a ditzy, obsessive receptionist - Britney has reportedly been offered a meatier role to chew over: she has been tapped up to play Blanche Dubois in a West End production of Tennessee Williams' A Streetcar Named Desire.

It's not rare for the enervating effects of the London stage to be used as a tonic for a fallen star's flagging career, and the coupling of Spears and Dubois has a certain logic. While the age difference between Britney and Williams' tragic heroine may be considerable, other parallels exist: both are Southern belles arguably past their prime, whose search for redemption in the public eye has led to mental breakdown. Or, as the Daily Star delicately puts it:

A wanton paramour like Britters will find she has much in common with Blanche. After all, one is a fading relic of the Old South – and the other is Blanche.

Ba-dum! Yep, there's nothing like a bit of Brit-bashing to flog a few more copies.

If Spears is to come over here she might want to ignore the rantings of her former tonsil-tennis buddy Madonna, who has been fulminating about the rotten state of public transport, among other things. Come on, Madge, think of London's poor paparazzi - a Spears in town could really help them make ends meet.

Image of Britney at Madame Tussaud's from MuLaN's Flickrstream