Weekend Round-Up

This is what we have learned whilst you have been browsing through holiday brochures this weekend:

A pub in Tottenham with a really bad record for trouble is to be shut down. Londonist can think of a few more that should be…

A gang fight at a greengrocers has left one man stabbed to death.

A met. policeman accused of killing his wife has been found dead. As has his former mother-in-law.

People have had their Christmas pets for a whole three weeks now…so it’s time to dump them already. Sick fucks.

The RAT cometh.

And in really serious news:

Amy seems to be putting it around.

As does Doherty the Dog – he’s got a new model.

And Girls Aloud are afraid. (They've just seen the St. Trinians video?)

And this is what we think we’ll be seeing in the coming week:

The Mayoral debate turning nasty.

The new Big Brother malarkey turning out to be a nowt but a bad joke.

Beckham being anointed Minister for Football.

The government ‘losing’ records in the post pertaining to all ministerial donations, ever.

Reflected photo courtesy of DG Jones' flickr stream.