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Fake holy water seized! By God!

Fake fags seized! By dog!

Calls for Edgware Road station to change its name to Chapel Street Market. Which has the surreal advantage of being an anagram of The Spectral Meerkat.

UPDATE: Seems it's actually Church Street Market. Whoever can come up with the best anagram for that wins a goat.

Do you really, really enjoy plastic carrier bags? Is their acquisition at the expense of the environment the sole desire and purpose of your life? If so, vote 'no' in an upcoming poll to ban or tax them.

Image courtesy of buckaroo kid via the Londonist flickr group.