Extra, Extra

How's this for political handbags? "Ms Grell told voters her rival Barry Smith claimed to be married yet had a 14-year-old Thai boyfriend."

City banker 'not German enough'. He probably mentioned the war.

John Hurt finds he's not from Ireland, but Croydon. His most gut-wrenching experience since that alien parasite ruptured his abdominopelvic cavity.

BBC headline 'Cocaine users are getting younger'. Who needs expensive skin care products when you can reverse the ageing process with a bit of charlie?

Guys. Is this foot and mouth thing close enough to London that we should cover it? No? Well, maybe we could put it in the Extra Extra. What? Oops, didn't realise the microphone was on.

Image courtesy of Homemade via the Londonist flickr group.

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