BAA are cutting 2000 airport jobs. Because the major problem with Heathrow and other pull-out-your-hair-ports is the unwieldy number of staff clamouring over each other to help you at check-in and baggage reclaim.
New trains are too heavy for their tracks
. Or is it that new trains are overcrowded with far more passengers than they were designed to carry, thus causing the damage? And it's only the trains to the south. Everyone knows that south Londoners are, to a man, overweight. Otherwise, how do you explain this
August is fricking awful for news stories.
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Last Updated 30 August 2007