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"How Was Your Weekend Pete?" "Same Old, Same Old."

By Londonist_ben Last edited 121 months ago
"How Was Your Weekend Pete?" "Same Old, Same Old."
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We're making something of a habit of this today, posting photographs of criminals that is. Fortunately, we know how to find this one - all you have to do is wait silently in the dark of night and listen out for his idiosyncratic sound, that of a car careering into something stationary. Unfortunately however, it doesn't look like this one is ever going to be locked up (and why would he be, his 'rehabilitation' is going so well).

Remember when you were messing around with your friends as a child, perhaps throwing Lego at Gareth, the kid no one really liked? You'll remember that your Mum would come over and say "It's all fun and games now until someone loses an eye!"

I think Mum needs to pay a visit to shambolic waster, Pete Doherty. She always drew a line when someone died.

On Sunday a house party attended by Doherty ended in tragedy when actor Mark Blanco fell to his death from a balcony. Apparently, Doherty and Blanco had fought earlier in the evening but was not involved in his death, he had left before the incident took place. That's probably because he had to be up nice and early the next day to appear at court where he was fined and disqualified from driving for four months having been convicted of possessing crack cocaine, heroin and cannabis.

Shit weekend eh Pete?

However, we're not sure if all this is worse than news that he might record a duet with Amy 'I drank a wine warehouse' Winehouse. Oh dear.

Last Updated 06 December 2006