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Hail Flora, Full of Grace (and Eggs)

By sizemore Last edited 121 months ago
Hail Flora, Full of Grace (and Eggs)
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Londonist: So they had a virgin birth at London Zoo.

Cronenburger: "Earlier in the year" it says. Did they make a big deal about it back then?

Londonist: Don't think so. But it's all Christmassy now that Flora is due to give birth in December.

Cronenburger: Not a good time to be a Creationist or one of those Intelligent Design wankers. Maybe God didn't plant dinosaur evidence to test our faith, maybe he left it there because he was a giant lizard.

Londonist: God-zilla. Nice.

Cronenburger: Instead of a skinny dead dude on a cross we could have velociraptors. The Church should sort that out. Get their membership doubled overnight. Kids love dinosaurs - not so keen on half naked guys asking you to put your finger inside them to prove your love.

Londonist: Dinosaurs are more basic. It would make the Bible a lot more interesting. "Take this, all of you, and eat it: this is the shredded body of Pontius Pilate which will be given up for you. Save me some of the large intestine".

Cronenburger: And when the Romans turn up at the Gethsemane to arrest Big J he can rip their throats out with his razor sharp teeth and then stomp on Jerusalem with his tail. Maybe he'd have chameleon like abilities too.

Londonist: Beats that walking on water crap. Plus it's scientific.

Last Updated 21 December 2006

neal r.

Picture is the funniest thing...ever.

Mark

Finally, Londonist proves that David Icke was right all along.