LL: Loose Langer

There's no better way to kick off a Tuesday morning than with a headline like LL Cool J's Trouser Shame.

Yes, according to this article, if you were at Brixton Academy last Friday to see 'Ladies Love' you might have got more than you bargained for after he took to the stage "only to realise his trousers were undone - revealing a cheeky flash of his manhood".

LL's excuse: " I was in too much of a hurry to get on the stage!"

Obviously, if you were there and witnessed this inadvertant 'trouser shame' then please do report back. After all, what's 'citizen journalism' for if we can't discuss the size of LL Cool J's wanger.