London (Hampstead to be exact) is set to become face transplant central.
Drive a 'gas guzzler'? Then expect to pay more to park the thing. There was a woman on the news today complaining about this, who insisted she need a 4X4 because she had "two kids". Two!
The average London house price is set to hit £400,000 in five' years time. And if you want an inside toilet that'll be half a million.
Want an allotment? Well then you're going to have to wait a decade. That's a long time for homegrown lettuce.
You thought Ken would never dare utter the word Nazi ever again? You were wrong.
Image courtesy of Firky via the Londonist flickr group.
Last Updated 25 October 2006