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The Simpsons

By sizemore Last edited 124 months ago
The Simpsons
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Some great quotes today up on Contact Music regarding Ashlee Simpson's West End debut.

Quote one from Ashlee:

"The cast are going to take me to a traditional English pub where the floors are sticky."

Must. Resist. Insertion. Of. Masturbation. Gag.

Quote two from big sis Jessica:

I was weeping. I was so proud. I couldn't be more proud of her. My face is swollen, I have butterflies, and she pulled it off perfectly.

So she pulled it off perfectly and ended up on a sticky floor. That's a rare talent.

Our favourite Jessica quote though is this:

Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

Note: Londonist - trawling Simpson cartoon porn sites so you don't have to.

Last Updated 27 September 2006