Pig In A Poke

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By M@ Last edited 134 months ago
Pig In A Poke
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Everyone knows what you call a dog with four dicks, but how about a boar with six legs? We recently spotted this curious anatomical specimen while in a certain Ladbroke Grove hostelry.

Looks like most of the poor chap has gone into the pub’s sausages. What’s left gestures threateningly, as if spoiling for a fight.

So is this some kind of porcine umbrella rack, a discarded costume from Dr Who or just a bit of Portobello tat? Feel free to drop ideas, and jokes about pork scratchings in the comments section.

Last Updated 11 May 2006