Eat Properly Or The Kid Gets It

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We all know that you don’t put diesel in your tank if your car takes four star unleaded. But we’re still more than happy to fill our bodies full of shit, happily ignoring the damage we’re doing to our own internal engines. Obesity levels in the UK have doubled since the 1980s and the International Obesity Task Force (IOTF) now claims that over a third of 2 to 15 year olds in the UK are either overweight, or obese. That’s a lot of potential dead fat people.

So while the FAU (Food Advertising Unit) and the IOTF battle it out over how much the UK’s advertising industry is really doing to stop promoting such cheap and sugary sources of corporate shareholder revenue; the DfES and MTV no less, have teamed together to create Animunch.

Animunch is a competition open to 11 to 18 year olds to design an animated ad for MTV and Nickleodeon to promote healthy eating in kids. You get to design two new cartoon characters and the winning entry will be realised by a team of Nickleodeon’s animators and run on both channels. For the sake of a couple of years we’d have our crayons out ourselves. The competition is currently being sponsored by England footballer Steven Gerrard, Daily Mirror columnist Alex Curran and runner Paula Radcliffe, but no Jamie as yet.

And what a novel idea. Kids listen to other kids. They respond to other kids. They know when they’re being spoken to on the level as opposed to being talked down to by patronising idiots. And unfortunately they’re highly receptive to every insiduous marketing effort beamed at them through every crackpot tv station clogging up the airwaves. So getting kids to advertise good things to kids. It’s got to be worth a try.

If you have a child of your own, younger sibbling, or are just being beaten up by one on the train home, perhaps you might suggest to them that they unleash their artistic streak and enter. It is their future after all.

We gave our own effort, Judge (Wholemeal) Bredd to our favourite sketcher Smudge (aka Mr Neil Smith); see above. Are we in with a chance?

  • http://london-underground.blogspot.com Annie – London Underground Blog

    I think Anthony Worrall Thompson’s kids should enter

    His snickers dessert has 1,250 calories per slice and is now being “condemned by watchdogs“!

    snicker…..

  • http://www.londonist.com Mark

    “The pudding combines five Snickers bars with mascarpone, eggs, sugar, soft cheese and puff pastry. Each serving contains the equivalent of 22 teaspoons of fat and 11 teaspoons of sugar”

    Anyone have the recipe?

  • http://london-underground.blogspot.com Annie – London Underground Blog

    Also loving the way he made it for a kids party

    On Saturday mornings we attract children to the programme and from time to time you have to make them feel as though they are being looked after as well as the health police,” he said.

    “Kids have to be allowed to be kids from time to time. I think prohibition is when you start getting kids eating behind your back. It is better to give them a treat from time to time.”

    Anyway the Snickers Pie recipe seems to have been conveniently removed from the Beeb’s site

    Click on the link in the search and you get a “page not found” link!!!

  • http://www.hypatiaavenue.blogspot.com Hypatia

    He has a good point about kids becoming so harrassed about food that they end up sneaking and bingeing sugary, fatty junk – but then what is he doing? He’s making up recipes and cooking them for kids; by all means encourage kids to be responsible and open about food but for god’s sake, it’s not necessary to actually make them and feed them new recipes full of sugar and lard.

  • http://www.londonist.com Ken

    Ah, the wonders of Google cache:

    Ingredients
    1 packet puff pastry
    140g/5oz mascarpone
    110g/4oz soft cheese
    50g/2oz caster sugar
    3 eggs
    5 Snickers bars, chopped roughly

    Method
    1. Preheat the oven to 200C/400/Gas 6.
    2. Roll pastry to 3-4mm thick and use to line a 20cm/8in fluted tart tin.
    3. Beat the mascarpone, soft cheese and sugar together in a large bowl, until smooth.
    4. Beat in eggs, one at a time.
    5. Add the Snickers bars and fold in.
    6. Pour into a lined tart tin, and spread to the edges.
    7. Place in the oven for 10 minutes, then lower to 180C/350/Gas 4 for a further 25 minutes until golden and set. Allow to cool before serving.

  • http://www.sizemore.co.uk Mike

    Now that lunch is out of the way (that recipe goes well with a nice thick custard by the way) can I remind everyone that impersonating a Judge is a serious offence. And that uniform is a disgrace. The shoulder eagle is missing and if that was a regulation Lawgiver it would have taken Bredd’s hand clean off.

  • http://london-underground.blogspot.com Annie – London Underground Blog

    A journo from The Guardian has also made the Snickers pie and reviews it here His quick conclusion :

    How does it taste? It tastes insane. Quite apart from anything else, it’s got peanuts in it. It tastes like a quiche made with Snickers bars, Snickers bars which, in this critic’s opinion, gain nothing from being baked in the oven for half an hour.