In last week's Premiership Preview, guest predictor Guy scored two out of six. Which just goes to show that having a dazzlingly witty writing style has nothing to do with predicting the results of football matches. Yes. We're gobsmacked too.
If you think you can do better, please do the following.....
1) Predict the results (home win, away win or draw) for these fixtures:
Fulham vs Blackburn
West Ham vs Newcastle
Wigan vs Charlton
Arsenal vs Chelsea
Middlesbrough vs Tottingham
2) Write a little bit about each fixture. Are you funnier than Guy? Do you know ANYTHING about football?
3) Include the following info: your name, occupation, where you live, the team you support and your favourite place in London.
4) Attach a photo of yourself (in JPEG format) and email the whole lot to email@example.com before 12.30pm tomorrow.