Looking for something to do tonight? Got nipples?
Then why not get down to the Menier Chocolate Factory in Southwark for a class in the delicate art of nipple tassle twirling.
Nipple tassle twirling (which is difficult enough to say, never mind do) is the specialist area of Miss Indigo Blue, founding member of the BurlyQ Cabaret ("Seattle's quirky and witty erotic burlesque") and also the definitely not safe for work website Twiry Girl.net ("the finest, most exquisitely constructed breast adornments available anywhere").
The class starts at 6.30, costs £20 for two hours (that's 120 minutes of nipple tassle twirling!) and is for women only (man boobs need not apply).