A naked woman is being "erotically eaten" by an octopus resembling Michael Gove.
"We were in a pub in Uxbridge when I whipped out a vibrating pantie set." (NSFW)
"I'm pansexual. That means I'll f**k anyone."
"Two women wear lurid lacy lingerie, the sort Pat Butcher might buy from Walford Market."
Drugs, g-strings and gaffer tape.
Oh, the communal chicken.
We speak to the drivers, and those who use the rickshaws.
"I want a woman who'll stop me from masturbating, and take full control of my finances."
"I look up and see the gaping chasm of someone's arsehole."
Everything you ever wanted to do... nude.
“I was more frightened down there than I was in Vietnam!”
The iced macchiato calls to mind the rectal rehydration scene on Bear Grylls’ Mission Survive.
"As a wrestler, people worship my mighty thighs and my awesome back."
We go looking for trouble.
A night at Skirt Club.
You can't leave your hat on.
"It's not easy booking a burger van for a naturist festival."
"I sat on the toilet and picked someone's pube off my stomach."
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