What we're reading
- A not-so-subtle message from London's black cabs.
- A horse catching a bus? Now we've seen everything.
- Apparently the Queen is also the Duke of Lancaster.
- Beautiful pics of London boozers.
- Say goodbye to Dippy.
Things to do
A JOURNEY OF ART: "Let us crown ourselves with roses before they be withered, let no meadow escape our riot." So goes The Wisdom of Solomon. It's influenced 100 pieces of art by Vicky Hawkins. Admire them at Oxford House in Bethnal Green. Free, just turn up, 9am-10pm
ANIMATION CELEBRATION: Jan Švankmajer's adaptation of Alice in Wonderland has been dubbed one of the strangest films of all time. It's influenced the likes of Terry Gilliam and the Brothers Quay. See it at Deptford Cinema. £5/£3.50, book ahead, from 6.30pm
BALLROOM GET DOWN: Get active at Southbank Centre — show off your best moves with dance marathon Ballroom Get Down. Free, book ahead, from 7pm
MINDFUL PUB CRAWL: A pub crawl without the hangover — now you're talking. On this alternative pub crawl, you can sample low/no alcohol drinks, and enjoy games and activities. Free, book ahead, 7pm-9.30pm
BE ICE-COOL: Get flexible this winter with Yoga On Ice. A light-hearted and fun class, you will be led through a sequences of poses... with a slippery difference. £20, book ahead, 8pm-9pm
CLUB NIGHT: Somerset House is still running Skate Club Nights. Join Nicolas Laugier, aka The Reflex, for a night of fun and music on the ice, and enjoy a cocktail in Fortnum's Lodge after. £17, book ahead, 8pm/9.15pm/10/30pm
OUR PARTY: Just because it's January doesn't mean you can't party. Let loose at the Queen of Hoxton with Our Party, a night of pop, electro-funk, disco and blues. Free, just turn up, 8pm-2am
FOOD HISTORY: The Foundling Hospital in Bloomsbury once had a lot of mouths to feed. Jane Levi uncovers the impact this food — and eating regimes — had on orphans. Feast on the museum's extensive sound archive and photographs at Feeding the 400. Free, just turn up, until 8 January
SCIENCE AND SPIRITUALITY: Lose yourself in Zara Hussein's transformation of Islamic geometry with Numina. Hussein's sculptural installation blurs the boundaries between science and spirituality — combining designs of the Islamic world with modern digital arts. Free, just turn up, until 25 January
Good cause for the day
A HEALTHY START: Sign up for the ZSL London Zoo Stampede — and get 2017 off to a stomping start. Get fit, help to protect wildlife AND visit your favourite animals after your run. £34, book ahead, 26 March/17 September
Review: a 9,500 year-old skull
Learn about Jericho, one of the world's oldest cities, through an ancient skull covered in plaster. X-rays and MRIs reveal so much about this long-dead man, including how he would have suffered severe toothache because of his abscesses. A small but fascinating display. Creating an Ancestor: The Jericho Skull at Room 3, The British Museum. Free, just turn up, until 19 February ★★★☆☆
Fun things to do with our friends and sponsor Funzing...
London is a city of incredible transformation. With structural remains that date back to ancient history still in existence, this unique walking tour takes in Lost London in all its former glory. From the Titanic booking office to the graveyards of man's best friend, you'll discover the weird and wonderful places that used to exist in the capital but are now only committed to memory. Using old photographs, newspaper cuttings and stories from the past, you'll be amazed at what has largely been written out of our history books... Get tickets
How well do you really know London? Visit the streets that inspired Harry Potter locations and see London's most superstitious hotel. On Matt's tour you will explore hidden places and discover stories unknown to even the most knowledgeable of Londoners. Get tickets
Take to the waters and glide about in this beginner paddleboarding session. By the end of it, you'll be standing up and paddling solo, and there's plenty of help on hand to improve your technique. Change of clothes required. Get tickets
If you've never paired ceramics and prosecco before, why on earth not? It's a match made in heaven as Sam and Diana, co-creators of 'Make Your Own', prove at their wonderfully welcoming ceramic painting workshop. Pull up a stool, don an apron and get to work on your very own mug, plate, tile, bowl or ornament. They provide the ceramics as well as a selection of patterns, and will show you exactly how to transfer designs and paint to your heart's content. It's BYO so feel free to pop the prosecco and enjoy the company of like-minded Londoners as you get stuck into your creations. Get tickets