Things to do this weekend is sponsored by South Bank London.
CREATIVE MILE: Hackney WickED is opening doors of London's concentrated creative community for visitors to explore the labyrinth of artist studios spaces and venues across Hackney Wick & Fish Island. Hackney Wick, free, book ahead, 28-31 July
ICY CHALLENGE: Cycling enthusiasts taking part in the Prudential RideLondon-Surrey will engage in some post-cycling recovery by submerging their legs in 1 metre of icy water at the Amstel Cold Tub Pub. And once they have, so can you — if you dare (or just have a giggle at those giving it a try). Royal Opera Arcade, free, book ahead, 29-30 July
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN: That's the name of these seven cemeteries built in the suburbs of London from 1832 to 1841. Experience their distinctive character and learn why they became popular public spaces in this photographic exhibition. Ziferblat (Shoreditch), £5, just turn up, 24 July-4 August
JAZZ HANDS: London's Walpole Park sees the return of Ealing Jazz Festival showcasing a mix of world-renowned artists and local talent. Walpole Park (Ealing), £11, book ahead, until 30 July
SPORTING DOMINANCE: How is Usain Bolt is the fastest man alive? Delve into the science of athletics where speakers will explore what factors explain the dominance that Jamaican sportsmen and women display on the track. University of East London (Stratford), £10/£7, book ahead, 29-30 July
Saturday 29 July
THIRST-QUENCHING: Craft Beer Month begins at Brook Green Market and Kitchen where you can enjoy four Saturdays of free guided tastings through a series of tap takeovers. Spend the day sampling the best of London’s craft beer, streetfood and organic produce. Brook Green Market & Kitchen, free, just turn up, every Saturday until 19 August
ROLLS-ROYCE: You're in for a touch of luxury at Bonhans where Rolls-Royce Motor Cars has gathered together the greatest examples of its Phantom limousine from the last 92 years, include those previously owned by John Lennon, Field Marshal Montgomery, Fred Astaire and Sir Malcolm Campbell. Until Wednesday 2 August. Bonhams (Mayfair), free, just turn up, 10am-5pm
DISCOVERING INDIA: Discover the stories of the Indian princesses turned secret agents and suffragettes in this specially curated walk by Camden Tour Guides around Bloomsbury. You'll visit London locations which celebrate the influence and contribution of Indian culture. Meet at Russell Square Station, free, book ahead, 11am
THEATRELAND TOUR: Get to know 'Theatreland' a little better with a walking guided tour, packed with more historical facts and behind the scenes drama than you can shake a stick at. Meet by Tkts ticket booth (Leicester Square), £12, book ahead, 11am-12.30pm
SECRET VAUXHALL: Alright, Vauxhall probably doesn't sound like the most exciting place to go and visit — but this tour will reveal all the local gems, from tropical community gardens to the animals at Vauxhall City Farm. Vauxhall, £4, book ahead, 11am-2pm
GIANT SNAILS: Get up close and personal with all manner of bugs and critters at Greenwich Park as part of the Giant Snail Tour, and learn more about how we'd struggle to survive without bees, butterflies, worms and... spiders. Great for kids and the family. Greenwich Park, free, just turn up, 11am-3pm
STREET EATS: London's biggest halal food festival comes to the East End, complete with an alcohol free bar, lawn games, giveaways and live music. Old Spitalfields Market, free entry (£2 donation suggested), book ahead, 11am-9.30pm
SECRET ESCAPE: Head to a secret location in south London for Lawndaze, an eccentric English tea party set in and around an 18th century manor. Think 'festival' without the mud and epic queues for the loo. A hidden Enchanted Forest nightclub will top off a day of afternoon tea, lawn and escape games, and a pool party. What's not to love? Secret location, £69, book ahead, 1pm-3am
Turn your stuffy office daydreams into #SouthBankDreams this summer
Summer has finally hit London, which means it's time to pull up a deck chair, order a Pimms and let the little ones loose with a bucket and spade — and you can do all this without leaving the city.
Head to the South Bank, where you'll find the world's fastest inner city zip wire (just follow the shrieks of joy and fear) plus awe-inspiring circus acts, cute pop-up bars and the all-important Southbank Centre Beach. Some poor sod had to shift 85 tonnes of sand to this spot by the Thames, so it'd be rude not too.
Whether you're an art fiend, an adrenaline junkie or just want a day out in the sun that won't cost the earth, the South Bank has something for all ages and tastes. Make your #SouthBankDreams a reality now.
Sunday 30 July
ICE WELLS: A lack of mechanical refrigeration meant ice had to be kept underground in early Victorian times. This is a rare chance to take a look at the storage wells underneath the London Canal Museum. London Canal Museum (King's Cross), free with admission, booking recommended, 10am-4.30pm
FRESH AIR: Escape the inner city and head out for a walk at Gunpowder Park, once the home of a munitions testing site — but no more. Now a favourite with people, wildlife, and the art community, the park is the first stop on the guided walk as part of Lee Valleys' 50th Anniversary celebrations. Meet at Gunpowder Park, free, just turn up, 10.30am-12.30pm
CLOCK TOWER TOUR: All true Londoners love a good view of our city. Climb the 220 steps to the top of the Caledonian Park Clock Tower for a spectacular one. Caledonian Park, free, just turn up (first come first served so get there in plenty of time), noon-4pm
GARDEN THEATRICS: Immerse yourself in a family-friendly performance of The Rose and the Bulbul where you'll be led through a Mughal garden and the statues will come alive. Rose and the Bulbul journey into each other's past through music and story-telling, and come to finally understand their present. Lauderdale House, free, book ahead, performances at noon/3pm
JAZZ BEATS: Sway to some soulful jazz by the canal at Hackney WickED Arts Festival's Sunday Special. Between live performances, DJs will be playing top jazz vinyls, with Japanese dancers will be responding the the music with unchoreographed movements. Grow (Hackney Wick), free, just turn up, noon-6pm
WAR PERSPECTIVES: Find out why artists paint places of conflict, and how they offer unique personal perspectives on war and its impact on land and people. War Paint is a temporary exhibition at the National Army Museum, and there are free guided tours every other Sunday. National Army Museum (Chelsea), free, book ahead, 2.30pm-3pm
Fun things to do with our friends and sponsor Funzing.
Get sorted into one of the four magical houses of Hogwarts, and go in exploration of the city’s famous filming locations on this 2-hour walking tour. You’ll meet your guide outside the Palace Theatre, where Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is showing, and set off on your journey across town - following in the footsteps of Deatheaters, visiting the inspiration for Knocturn Alley, and marvelling at the Ministry of Magic. And you better brush up on your Potter knowledge, because you can earn points for your house along the way, by taking part in trivia quizzes. The winners? You’ll find out when the tour ends at Platform 9 3/4… Get tickets
Become more connected to your body and learn how to express yourself sexually is this workshop open to both males and females. Fully clothed and without touch, you'll learn how to utilise ancient practices to build a strategy to experience a full-body orgasm whenever you feel like it. For more information and to get tickets: http://bit.ly/2uhTZ5U (sponsor) Get tickets
Feast on the tastes of the East End... Chomp on pie and mash from a restaurant that's been open since 1900, and visit Russell Brand's not-for-profit café. There are seven stops in the food and drink tour across Shoreditch and Hoxton, so you better come hungry! Get tickets
Sex & Relationship mentor Colin Richards will will explain how our early life influences effect our attractions to others and our subsequent sexual behaviours. Colin will also then show you how by adopting a new way of listening and communicating, you can go a long way to overcoming repeated behaviour patterns to achieve the relationship and sexual connection you really want. Get tickets