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THE PEREGRINE: In Argentina, a political fixer groomed into a life of privilege and violence is about to dance a deadly tango. See what you make of award-winning New York playwright Philip Holt's latest work, The Peregrine. Stockwell Playhouse, £15, book ahead, 27 August-2 September
ECHOES: After a bomb attack devastates a nation, deep underground two unlikely survivors face off against each other. Will what brings them together prove stronger than their diametrically opposed politics? Find out in 36gradi's Echoes. Tristan Bates Theatre (Covent Garden), £12, book ahead, 27 August-8 September
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS: Sing along to the utterly monstrous musical that is Little Shop of Horrors at Regent's Park's alfresco theatre. You can see what we made of it here. Regent's Park Open Air Theatre, from £12.50, book ahead, until 22 September
ILLUSTRATION EXHIBITION: John Vern Lloyd's intricate, metaphor-laden illustrations have graced the pages of literary masterpieces such as Finnegan's Wake, Ulysses, and Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. See how he brought the works of Lewis Carroll and James Joyce to life in an exhibition of his pen and ink drawings. House of Illustration (King's Cross), £8.25, book ahead, until 4 November
Monday 27 August
RELAXED PROM: Experience the thrill of an orchestral concert without all the stuffiness. The Bournemouth Symphony Orchestra has teamed up with Royal Albert Hall for an informal evening with chill out zones and a relaxed attitude to movement and noise — perfect for those with young children, learning disabilities, sensory impairments, or those with autism. Royal Albert Hall (Kensington), £8, book ahead, 4.15pm
JAMAVAR WOMEN'S CLUB: Hélène Darroze is the latest guest at Jamavar restaurant's monthly meeting of minds in celebration of inspirational women. The only double-Michelin starred female chef patron in the UK will be sharing life stories, ideas, and advice with host Samyukta Nair over a three course dinner. Jamavar (Mayfair), £45, book ahead, 6.30pm
Tuesday 28 August
TIME TRAVEL CLUB: Struggling to entertain to kids in the summer holidays? Take them to hunt for treasure at The National Archives, where they'll encounter documents over 1000 years old. Suitable for ages 4-6. The National Archives (Kew), £7.50, book ahead, 10.30am-11.30am
TEENS CIRCUS WORKSHOP: Is your teen frequently threatening to run away with the circus? Give them the skills they need to succeed in showbiz with the help of Circus Glory's workshops. They'll learn aerial skills like trapeze, hoop, and rope, as well as juggling, diabolos, plate spinning, devil sticks and hula hoop. Circus Glory (Primrose Hill), £28 per session, book ahead, 3pm-5pm, until 31 August
THE TIGER LILLIES: Cult musical trio The Tiger Lillies have injected more than a little American Gothic into their latest show. Edgar Allan Poe's Haunted Palace explores the eponymous storyteller's twisted imagination through a series of darkly comic musical numbers. Southbank Centre, £38, book ahead, 7.30pm, until 30 August
Wednesday 29 August
EMBROIDERED HOOPS: With this hoop embroidery workshop, you'll feel like you're in a Regency-era period drama — well, except for the fact you'll be drinking Margs, and stitching rude words onto your piece of cloth. Drink, Shop & Do (King's Cross), £25, book ahead, 6pm-9pm
A SPIRITED DINNER: BASTARDA, the brainchild of NUALA sommelier Honey Spencer and chef Anaïs Van Manen, is back with another creative menu and perfectly paired drinks menu from Empirical Spirits of Copenhagen (the phrases 'brain-melting distillery' and 'free-form spirits' are deployed). Your ticket gets you a full dinner, wine, spirits, an cocktails. Climpson's Arch (London Fields), £65, book ahead, 7pm-11pm
LIVE MUSIC: All-female indie rock trio Primo headline Upset the Rhythm's latest musical showcase. They're joined by post-punk art core act Rainham Sheds and Slushy Guts. The Islington (Angel), £6, book ahead, 7.30pm
DANE BAPTISTE: Let south London gag merchant Dane Baptiste give you the giggles at Laugh Train Home, the Battersea comedy night that delivers the best UK and international comedy acts in a laid-back setting. He's joined by Tim Renkow and LJ Da Funk. The Four Thieves (Battersea), £7, book ahead, 8.30pm-10.30pm
Londonist beer is coming...
... And you're invited to our launch party. It's no secret that we're massive fans of craft beer here at Londonist. That's why we've teamed up with one of our favourite local breweries, Fourpure, to create our own deliciously hoppy tribute to London — and we want you to be one of the first to sample it. So head down to Fourpure Brewery on Sunday 16 September for our launch party. There will be live music, prizes to be won, and the chance to get to know some of the faces behind the bylines. Intrigued? Find out more here, or book your tickets.
Thursday 30 August
WRITE & SHINE: Looking to get creative but short on time? Set your alarm a little earlier than usual and start scribbling at this early morning writing workshop. It's open to total beginners and seasoned writers alike, and there's zero pressure to share your work — so feel free to let your imagination run riot in a no-judgement zone. Westminster Quaker Meeting House (Leicester Square), £19, book ahead, 7.30am-9am
BURGER BASH: Reach for your stretchiest trousers, because Mr Hyde's epic patty party is back for the sixth year running. Seventeen burger joints will be bringing their beloved buns to Hawker House's mega-market — including newbies Truffle, Pocho and Temper. Your ticket includes a can of Bud and MacPickleback shot, and there's loads of games, including an infamous burger piñata. Hawker House (Canada Water), £15, book ahead, 4pm-midnight
PAINTED HALL LATE: Explore the UK's largest painted ceiling at the exquisite Old Royal Naval College with the help of a guide. Once you're done appreciating the newly-restored 18th century masterpiece, you'll head to the Old Brewery for a wine tasting. Old Royal Naval College (Greenwich), £20, book ahead, 6.30pm
TATE TAP TAKEOVER: Craft beer connoisseurs Burnt Mill Brewery are taking over Tate Modern's taps with their award-winning ales. Can't decide which one to go for? Try five of them for £15. It's also a chance to meet the brewers in the flesh and check their distinctive metallic can art. Tate Modern, from £15, book ahead, 6.30pm-10.30pm
AN EVENING ADVENTURE: Looking for an after-work summer hangout spot? Gather your mates and sip cocktails in the Brunel Museum’s enchanting rooftop garden, before heading deep underground for a film screening. Brunel Museum (Rotherhithe), £25, book ahead, 6.30pm-10pm (partner)
Friday 31 August
KERB CAMDEN LATE: When it comes to delicious and eclectic street food, KERB is difficult to beat. And this Friday you'll be able to feast on everything from halloumi fries to Earl Grey-infused martinis until well after sundown thanks to their extended curfew. Mi-Soul Radio will also be pitching up to bring you some summer tunes. KERB Camden Market, free entry, just turn up, 6pm-10pm
HANDLEBARDS: The world's first cycling theatre company is pedalling into Streatham to bring you a bicycle-powered adaptation of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night. Expect everything you love about the Bard's famous comedy — cross-dressing, drunkenness, and frivolity — but with added wheels. The Rookery (Streatham), £15, book ahead, 7pm
THE SILENT DISCO SHOW: Underbelly Festival's Spiegeltent will be illuminated with the glow of light up headphones and fluro spandex as The Silent Disco Show'a final performance kicks off. Choose from three channels to get your groove on to while cabaret and circus acts set the stage ablaze. Underbelly Festival (Southbank), £17, book ahead, 9.15pm
FOUND FOOTAGE FESTIVAL: Here's one for the night owls. Comedians and childhood pals Joe Pickett and Nick Prueher invite you on a late night tour of the weirdest and most wonderful VHS tapes found throughout North America. Ever gone down a YouTube rabbit hole? It's like that, but way more entertaining. Soho Theatre, £17, book ahead, 11.30pm
Saturday 1 September
PECKHAM KILO SALE: Better hope your arms are feeling strong, because The Vintage Kilo Sale is back in Peckham. £15 gets you a whole kilo of clobber, but if your wardrobe's already heaving you can pay per item weight instead. Copeland Park & The Bussey Building (Peckham), £3, book ahead, 10am-4pm, until 2 September
WELCOME ABOARD: Sip nautical ales aboard a historic wooden barge as you sail down the Thames. Tower Bridge will be opening for you as you pass through, so you'll want your camera handy for this one. Two trips available, departing from Tower Pier or Greenwich Pier, £39, book ahead, 5.15pm-7.45pm and 8pm-10pm (partner)
AIR LOOM: Theremenist (Google it) and inventor Sarah Angliss brings her multitude of marvellous musical machines to Dalston's Cafe OTO. Among others, she'll be making some noise on a pneumatic instrument made from salvaged Welsh chapel organ parts as she performs live with percussionist Stephen Hiscock. Cafe OTO (Dalston), £8-£10, book ahead, 7.30pm-10.30pm
PUPPET THEATRE BARGE: London's charming floating theatre presents another puppet show — except this one's for grown ups. The Butterfly's Spell, by Spanish playwright Federico García Lorca, explores forbidden love and the imminence of death through the eyes of insects. Puppet Theatre Barge (Richmond), £13, book ahead, 7.30pm, until 29 September
Sunday 2 September
HACKNEY RECORD FAIR: Evolution Arts Hackney will be transformed into a vinyl lover's paradise this Sunday with the return of Hackney Record Fair. There's over 30 tables indie record labels, record stores, hifi dealers, and local vinyl enthusiasts, as well as DJs spinning some top tunes. Evolution Arts Hackney, £2, just turn up, 11am-6pm
THINKING ON SUNDAY: A talk by the author of a book called The Death of the Gods may sound like a rather nihilistic way to round off your week, but Carl Miller's tome offers a fascinating look at who has the power in the digital age, where a simple tweet (looking at you, Elon Musk) can cause stocks to plummet overnight. Conway Hall (Holborn), £8, book ahead, 3pm-4.30pm
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