MEN CHILDREN?!
How DARE this Oxford Street branch of a well-known clothing retailer label us Men Children.
As if we didn't have enough on our plates, what with Brexit and Trump and the next World Cup being on at Christmas.
I mean MEN CHILDREN. Yes, our idea of a good night in might be bingeing on equal amounts Haribo Tangfastic and Horrible Histories. And yes, we still secretly want to be a potent combination of James Bond and Harry Kane. But COME ON. Men Children indeed. The nerve.
And the women — well they just get a sign that says Women, don't they. Not Women Children. Or Fledgling Females. Or even Guardians of the Men Children. But us? Men Children. If you please.
It's positive discrimination gone mad. It's a matter for the High Court. IT'S NOT FAIR! It's... oh, it's what?
Oh right.
Whatever.
[Wrinkles nose, sticks out tongue, scarpers off home to play Minecraft].
