A saucy supper club promises to transport diners to a 1970s Japanese hotel.
The event, organised by Sensual Supper Club, invites to you don kimono and Japanese socks, before immersing yourself in a world of gong baths, a hands-only meal, hot tubs and shibari (that's Japanese rope bondage) performance.
Possibly not the right evening for a first date, then.
We won't reveal all the secrets here, but the organisers are billing it "an intense, intimate, immersive experience." Ooh la la, as they don't say in Japan.
Londonist went to a similar supper club in 2018.
The next Sensual Supper Club is in Shoreditch on 5 April, tickets £85 per person. Check the website for more information and dates.