Including a pop-up whale skeleton and casual sexism.
Rather lovely it is, too.
Candy stripes and local trivia.
Including Britain's first baked beans.
And an alligator called George Washington.
And the public can visit too.
Hollywood reds under London beds.
The topiary at Hall Place is lovely.
Including the steam line that was almost part of a Northern line.
Are they all just quackers?
Ice skating, cheap curry, Chislehurst Caves.
Including the ones that cure asthma.
These are ours; tell us yours.
Sometimes, yes.
Worlds cups and Crown Jewels.
Sssh, it’s secret slang.
Worldwide movement started here.
Learn the language, eat the food, celebrate the culture.
A bottled history of the fruity condiment.
And climbing inside the flames at the top.
Designer furniture you can find your way home from.
Just whatever you do, don't fornicate.
Somewhere in an alternative universe, London looks like this...
One of them has cock in it.
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