Take a deep breath. Five days have passed since the results of the EU Referendum were announced, and we think it's time London took stock.
Here's what we've learnt in the last few days:
1. The rest of the country really doesn't think like us
And if you live in Lambeth, you really, really don't think like the rest of the UK. 79% of the population of Lambeth voted to stay in the EU.
News reports from other parts of the country have really highlighted just how differently people feel in other areas of the UK.
And as for Wales and Cornwall? Sorry, we just don't get it.
2. Some members of our city's super-tolerant population have lost the plot
Worryingly, there's been a reported increase in xenophobic incidents in London over the last few days, making us feel a whole host of things: anxious, worried, frustrated, angry and mostly, very, very sad.
From snide remarks in the street, to racist graffiti daubed on the Polish Cultural Centre in Hammersmith, we can't help feeling a bit wtaf? about this particular, peculiar Brexit by-product.
3. We can't help wondering who might occupy the No. 8 Canada Square tower in the future
With news yesterday that Barclays and RBS shares have been suspended from trading on the London Stock Exchange, and the UK lost its AAA credit rating, there's also the chance that HSBC could move some of its staff from London to Paris in the coming months.
Is London going to lose its status in the global financial markets because of Brexit? Would our traders and bankers be content in France? And who else wants to put their name on top of that Canada Square tower in Canary Wharf?
So. many. questions.
4. But news of Foxton's falling share price can still make us smile.
Sorry, estate agent types. That's just the way we're made.
5. Jamie Oliver really doesn't like our old mayor...
6. But we're feeling increasingly proud of our current one
Say what you like about our political leaders of all leanings at the moment, it does feel like we've lucked out with our new mayor. Keep it up, Sadiq. We're impressed.
My message to the Europeans living in London - you are welcome here #LondonIsOpen pic.twitter.com/gpTtSgYzIw
— Mayor of London (@MayorofLondon) June 24, 2016
And this, from London Pride at the weekend:
7. We never realised how many of our Facebook friends were political columnists-in-training
The endless memes. The constant reshares. The pithy putdowns. The howling #hashtags. The paragraphs of personal vitriol. And the petitions. So many petitions. We never realised how politically minded our friends were; until now.
With all these strong feelings bouncing around, we can't help wondering what'll happen next...
Unless, of course, after Brexit, Bremorse and Bregret comes Broredom.
Watch this space.