Things To Do In London This Weekend: 23-24 April 2016

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Watch out for dragons this weekend at Trafalgar Square's St George's Day Feast. Image: McTumshie

SHAKESPEARE 400: Shakespeare's Globe is jammed with Bard-based events this weekend to celebrate Shakespeare 400 — 400 years since the death of Britain's greatest playwright. Join The Complete Walk, 37 specially-made short films being screened along the Thames, between Westminster and Tower Bridges. There are loads more events going on too. Free, just turn up, 10am-10pm (8pm on Sunday)

SHAKESPEARE RELOADED: Watermans celebrate all things Shakespeare this weekend with a huge lime-up of events singing the Bard’s praises: Shakespeare Reloaded. Get stuck into a digital project with Squidsoup, cabaret by The Ruby Dolls or enter The Tempest playspace. Price vary, see website for details

A-Z OF LONDON: Head to London Transport Museum's Open Weekend at its Acton depot, a site housing over 370,000 objects. As a celebration of 100 years of the Johnston font, this weekend's events include calligraphy demos, printing and miniature railway rides. £10 (under 16s go free), prebook, 11am-5pm

Saturday 23 April

Get the kids cooking this weekend. Image: ChrisGoldNY

ELECTRIC KIDS CLUB: Little ones will love The Lorax at the Electric Cinema Portobello. This interpretation of the Dr. Seuss classic is an endearing animated tale. £8 (Electirc House members free), prebook, 9.30am

CHILDREN'S COOKERY: Get your mini Mary Berrys and pint-sized Paul Hollywoods along to this cookery class. They'll learn all the techniques needed to create practical meals from scratch, under the guidance of Greenwich Pantry's team. £26.94, prebook, 10.30am

WALK FOR MUSIC: This Saturday, Spitalfields Music is going on a charity ramble through the city and everyone's welcome. This 20km wander celebrates the organisation's 40th birthday and raises funds for their Learning & Participation Programme. £25, prebook, 10am-6pm

FEAST OF ST GEORGE 2016: Trafalgar Square will be bursting with all things English this Saturday as London celebrates St George's Day. From food, cooking demos, live music, games and stalls — it's a whole afternoon of activity in the heart of the city. There are loads more George-themed things going on this weekend too. Free, just turn up, 12pm

KAYAKATHON: Over 100 intrepid kayakers will be wielding their paddles as they take to the Thames to sail 26 miles. Watch the spectacle as they set off from Shadwell Basin around noon and head towards Chiswick, passing some of the city's most famous landmarks on the way. Free to watch, just turn up, 12.15-12.45pm (start time)

ENTER A VICTORIAN PHOTOGRAPH: Step into the frame at Museum Of London as you go behind the scenes of a Victorian photograph. Create fictional characters and their life stories, then use technology to end up in a Victorian photo. Free, just turn up, 12.30pm/2pm/3.30pm

CAR BOOT: The Store and Brewer Street Car Park host the first #SheInspiresMe car boot sale — unmissable for fashion lovers as a host of designers and famous fashionistas raid their own wardrobes to help charity, Women For Women. £10, just turn up, 1pm-5pm

ST GEORGE'S CONCERT: Catch a very English concert at St Mattias Church, Stoke Newington, with work from Britten, Blake, McDowall and more. St George festivities will be taking place all day as cream teas are available from 2pm and a feast takes place at 7pm. £10, prebook, 5.30pm (concert start time)

COMEDY: Head straight for the big purple cow and grab a show with David Morgan. The ITV favourite, who's also popped up being funny on E4, presents his stand up set, Blammo. £21.50/£16.50, prebook, 7.45pm

RSC LIVE: Grab a screening of an RSC Live show at many London cinemas. Enjoy performances of some of the greatest Shakespearian scenes ever written, streamed to the comfort of your local cinema. See website for participating branches and prices. Booking recommended. 8.15pm

MARVELS: Spin into Saturday evening with ex-Portishead DJ Andy Smith on the decks at Mirth, Marvel and Maud. Take to the floor with this eclectic mix of 45s in the beautiful Walthamstow ex-cinema building. Free, just turn up, 9pm-2am

Sunday 24 April

Get cheering at the London Marathon. Image: andrew off-road

LONDON MARATHON: For the most Lycra you'll ever see in London, take up your place to watch this year's Virgin Money London Marathon. The prime spots, like Tower Bridge and The Mall, will be packed so try the quieter Isle Of Dogs instead. Free, just turn up, 8.55am (first race: Elite Wheelchair)

FARMERS MARKET: Cramer Street will be crammed with fresh produce for Marylebone Farmers Market. Have your fill from 30-40 stalls, selling some of London's finest foodstuffs. We particularly like the sound of newcomers, The Dusty Knuckle Bakery. Free, just turn up, 10am-2pm

BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH: Two hours of board games, bagels and bottomless Bloody Marys are sure to sort out any hangover. Recover from Saturday or start Sunday with a bang with Drink, Shop & Do’s Bottomless Brunch. £15, prebook, 11am-1pm

TOWER TOUR: It's a rare chance to see inside Hackney's oldest building this Sunday. Get yourself to Mare Street for a free peek into St Augustine's Tower. It's Grade I-listed and been there since the 1700s. Impressive. Free, just turn up, 2pm-4.30pm

SOHO COFFEEHOUSE TOUR: Fancy a cuppa in a city institution? Course you do. Go behind the brews on this Soho Coffeehouse Tour. Dr Matthew Green takes you on a journey through the 1950s as you discover how London's burgeoning passion for espresso collided with the growing music scene and sample some at Soho's oldest surviving coffee shop. £13.85-£14.91, prebook, 2pm

JAZZ UPSTAIRS: The world-famous Ronnie Scott's throws open its doors for Sunday Sessions — a new night presented by Far Out Recordings. From the capital's best DJs playing genre-spanning sets to blindingly good live music. £5, just turn up, 6pm

SOURDOUGH BREAD MAKING: Roll up the sleeves and get stuck into a bread-making masterclass. Make your own sourdough, then use it to whip up your own loaves in the production bakery at Wholefoods Kensington High Street. £60, prebook, 6.30pm-10pm

LUNAR FLATS: Let this off-one musical performance featuring Antwerp and his sonic companions (Lizzy O'Connor, Gary Bridgewood and Pete Scott) transport you away to futuristic valleys, where flats are cheap and humans have learnt to live together. Hackney Attic. £3, prebook, 7.30pm

SUNDAY SPECIAL: Sail up the comedy creek in Greenwich this Sunday with tonight's Sunday Special. Exercise your chuckle muscles with sets by Chris Martin (no, not the Coldplay one) and John Robbins, plus guests. £7/£4, prebook, 8.30pm

Beth Dawson

As London is full of ethnic minorities interesting that we don't see them in Trafalgar Square at a St George's Day celebration desperately set up by the liberal-left establishment. I'm surprised they haven't planted some ethnic minorities there and taken close-ups of them for the photos. That's their usual trick. Liberal-left 'intelligentsia' has destroyed our country and, hopefully, we'll make you pay! @vote_leave on 23 June would be a good start. Let's vote to leave the EU. The liberal-left 'intelligentsia would be devastated.