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£1 PIES: Mr Fogg's Tavern, the riotous sibling of Mr Fogg's Residence, celebrates National Pie Week with a £1 pie giveaway. Head to St Martin's Lane for the last two days of this promotion. Lunchtime booking strongly recommended. £1, prebook, from 12pm
VINTAGE STYLING TOUR: Spoil yourself with a personal vintage shopping trip in Shoreditch. Stylist Eve will guide you through the racks in a selection of the capital's best vintage stores. Discover the best era for your body shape and find how to style your outfits for true time-gone-by chic. £40, prebook, 4pm
WOMEN OF BRITAIN SAY GO: This Thursday at the Army & Navy Club, Jo Fox, Claire Langhamer and Kasoom Bashir discuss images of women in war propaganda, from the first world war's Women Of Britain to those used by Daesh. This expert panel will discuss how gender has been used to send men to war, and take questions in a Q&A. £10/£7.50, prebook, 7pm
YOGA SUPPER CLUB: Mama Says Eat and oh boy, is she right. Follow a chilled yoga workout with a sumptuous vegetarian feast at this Yoga Supper Club. Head to God's Own Junkyard in Walthamstow — for energising yoga before supper from super food guru, Mama Says Eat. £35, prebook, 7pm
MODERN IRELAND TALK: It's almost St Patrick's Day, so head to City Hall to discover more about modern Ireland with former Irish President, Mary McAleese. With interviewer Brian O'Connell, she'll discuss the changing face of Ireland and take questions. Free, prebook, 7.30pm
GIN TASTING: The Member's Club at Urban Coterie team up with the Chase Distillery for tonight's gin masterclass. Gin master Chris Watson will demonstrate how their heritage products can be used in cocktails. Feast on canapés such as pig's head and potato doughnuts from the Urban Coterie menu too. £10, prebook, 7.30pm
ARE YOU GAME: Let out your silly side tonight at this old school fun and games evening. Expect bad puns and good clean fun at Wac Arts, Belsize Park. £5, prebook, 7.30pm
COMEDY: Go west tonight and head to the Comedy Tree in Hammersmith for its lively stand up Thursday. Tonight's hilarity is provided by the subversive Carey Marx, BBC 1Xtra Comedy star Kae Kurd, Damian Kingsley and Simon Feilder. £6, prebook, 8.30pm
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Good cause of the day
Raise funds for Abortion Support Network and Smalls For All at Laugh Your Smalls Off comedy night. Grab a clean pair of pants and head to the George IV for an evening of stand up, sketch-based and character comedy. Give your chuckle muscles some exercise with Cariad Lloyd, Lazy Susan, Luke Kempner, Alison Thea-Skot and loads more. £5.50 (plus bring a pair of spanking new pants as a donation), prebook, 8pm