Yep, you read the headline correctly. A. Bouncy. Castle. For. Adults. Is coming soon. 3-5 March, to be exact, and it's free.
This bouncing glory is barred to anyone under 16 so there are no worries about accidentally landing on a pre-schooler. You can find it outside City Hall at More London between 10am-8pm on the Thursday and Friday and between 10am-6pm on the Saturday. It's called Bouncingham Castle — oh dear — and the idea is to mark the launch of a new version of a popular mobile game which we're not going to mention, but you can probably work out from the photo.
We should all take advantage of this before PRs decide bouncy things are passé — we've already got the trampoline park in Acton, and last year there was an inflatable Sydney Harbour Bridge on the South Bank. It'll be giant Fuzzy Felt next.