Not a week goes by when someone doesn't approach you with that age-old question, "Who's your favourite inspector?" While the likes of "Morse", "Gadget" or even "Tax" might be bandied around, the coolest inspector of them all is, of course, Sands. Why so cool? Well, because no one's ever SEEN Inspector Sands — it's the codeword used by London Underground to report an emergency situation, such as a fire or bomb scare.
Now we're giving you the opportunity to have TfL staff and passengers alike squint confusedly at your chest, while you strut around in this exclusive t-shirt. It's available in sizes S-XXL, and comes in navy, light grey and dark grey — understated shades that we reckon the real Inspector Sands would approve of. If Inspector Sands were actually real.
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