- A 15 year-old boy was stabbed multiple times in Streatham last night.
- Police are hunting a man who attacked a fellow passenger on a Sussex-bound train from London.
- London bus companies are accused of using EU loopholes to run cheaper buses at the cost of more air pollution.
- Is the Met's refusal to police a London protest a breach of human rights?
- Eating in Enfield this weekend? It's the least hygienic area of London. Stop scoffing, people of Lewisham — you didn't do much better.
- Meanwhile, Islington primary schools have pulled pork. From the menu, not on it.
- Hang on, are you SURE this is student accommodation? Where are all the baked bean cans and vomit?
- Some positive propaganda about immigrants has been popping up over the capital.
- Conductor Sir Simon Rattle says we can poach him back from Berlin if London builds a world-class concert hall. Cheers Sir Si. We'll think about it.
- Let's just hope these guys haven't hacked Heathrow's air traffic control too.
