- No bus strikes tomorrow or Monday.
- 250 Haggerston residents evacuated following a gas leak...
- ... and while we're in the area... Haggerston Estate: the story of social housing in the UK.
- Look out for 1,000 helium balloons being released next to the Oxo Tower this Sunday.
- Paintbombs chucked at City dinner for bailiffs.
- Leyton Orient have got their own TV reality show... in Italy.
- Whatchoo lookin' aahht? Phil Mitchell lookalike performs sex act in New Cross porn cinema.
- And in other sexy news, London firefighters expect Fifty Shades-prompted mishaps to, er, peak.
- And in other Fifty Shades news, here's an extract from the book, with rude words replaced by tube stations. What a Goodge Street is, in anatomical terms, is anyone's guess.
