- Horrific stabbing of schoolgirl in Waterloo is described in court case.
- Ebola nurse in Royal Free Hospital is officially free of the disease and discharged.
- Olympic rower and gold medal winner James Cracknell will stand against Bojo in Uxbridge.
- Animal charities criticise London Zoo for late night parties.
- A fatberg the size of a 747 lurks underneath Shepherd’s Bush.
- London Fire Commissioner stands down after 35 years.
- Then a massive fire breaks out in Surrey Quays.
- Complaints that the new Routemaster buses are too hot during the Summer (see picture).
- Super-slim house in Harringay available for non-cat swinging types.
- And miniature Sherlock Holmes book to be published for dolls houses (see above).
- Buckingham Palace guardsman filmed mucking about — he’s going to be in trouble.
- Norman Jay’s Goodtimes Festival at Wormwood Scrubs is cancelled…
- …Maybe it’s because the prison is in such a state.
