- Gary Dobson and David Norris get around 15 and 14 years respectively.
- The animals are entering two by two by two... It's census time at London Zoo.
- Controversy surrounds the Iron Lady as much at the cinema as in real life.
- Olympic organisers have oversold around 3000 synchronised swimming tickets. Best synchronise computers then.
- Happy 250th birthday to the Cock Lane ghost.
- Camden Town Brewery is to recreate a special Olympic ale.
- SW residents are London's most sociable, says a spurious New Year survey.
Walking to Work, by O.F.E. via the Londonist pool.