- Ealing Abbey monks lose control of St. Benedicts's School amid allegations of sexual abuse.
- Fifa bans Wembley poppies; our Dave doesn't approve.
- Fire crews tackle mock chemical emergency in Woolwich in readiness for the Olympics.
- Suicide by tube increases by 74% in 10 years; recession blamed, natch.
- London is apparently home to five of the world's top ten bars.
- Heathrow is to get an electronic green grass gateway for 2012.
Yesterday's Men, by buckaroo kid via the Londonist pool.
