- Luton is building an add-on stretch of motorway for visiting 2012 VIPs.
- The Met has 'secret spy planes' to listen in on our mobile calls.
- Sailing centre for the disabled threatened by 2012 'superyacht' invasion.
- Tons of fish die after raw sewage hits the River Crane.
- London is rubbish at adoption.
- Non news of the day: judge laments closure of Strand courts, fondly recalls Kylie's bottom.
Dungeon, by Kenchie via the Londonist pool.
