- Parking news: Camden may have to refund paid tickets issued by illegal immigrant wardens.
- Bizarre H & S news: Virgin train manager tells passengers to sit on the floor.
- Son of sleb news: Charlie Gilmour loses his appeal.
- Travel news: 'twas a rubbish rush hour this morning.
- Art news 1: the Birds Eye View Film Fest has been cancelled.
- Art news 2: Ralph Fiennes blames Twitter for the erosion of the English language. #bmifilmfest
- Non news of the day: Britney eats fish and chips.
Last Updated 28 October 2011