This is a sponsored competition for Doug Stanhope's 25 night London residency.
While the majority of London's stand-ups migrate to the tundra for a fringe marathon, comedy legend, Doug Stanhope is coming to town to fill the funny vacuum with a 25 night West End residency.
Not familiar with Doug Stanhope?
He won't be appearing on HIGNFY any time soon.
But maybe you saw him on Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe?
The Times calls him "a visionary douchebag".
Last time he played Leicester Square Theatre, The Guardian said he "dredges electrifying comedy from the badlands of unsentimental despair."
Billed as "brutal, shambolic, savage and unpredictable" expect searing social criticism and uninhibited self examination. And expect it to be in-your-face funny.
If you want to win a pair of tickets to the show and a copy of Stanhope's brand new DVD,'Oslo: Burning The Bridge To Nowhere' enter your details below:
THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED
Two winners will be picked at random on Friday 29 July. Winners will be notified by email and can pick a show in the first week of Doug Stanhope's run at Leicester Square Theatre (between 2-8 August inclusive).
Doug Stanhope Live at Leicester Square Theatre from 2 August to 3 September at 7.30pm. Tickets £25-£27.50.