What some will view as London's most ridiculous statue was unveiled by Fulham FC Chairman Mohammed Al Fayed over the weekend. The full-size likeness of Michael Jackson sits like a tacky bauble outside Craven Cottage, a ground the late singer visited on just one occasion.
"Stupid" fans who don't like it "can go to hell," suggested the Chairman, who neglected to comment on the intelligent fans who don't like it.
Al Fayed originally commissioned the gaudy facsimile for his Harrod's store. But then he sold the Knightsbridge emporium, fating Jacko to a pedestal outside Craven Cottage.