- A musician has recovered his stolen clarinets after the thieves were arrested trying to flog them.
- Lambeth council spends money on advertising the fact that they can't spend any more money.
- Parliament Square's protestors have been told to move. Except for Brian Haw of course. He's a tourist attraction.
- A dead body has been found on Mitcham Common.
- On how the Ritz refused a pregnant customer access to the loos on the grounds that she was not smartly dressed.
- The Tottenham Hale gyratory is getting a long-overdue shake up