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Trouble at t'childrens' hospital: mediators have been called in to resolve a spat at Gt. Ormond St.

London wi-fi security is apparently lagging woefully behind.

Battersea Dogs Home is having to put increasing numbers of dangerous dogs to sleep.

And a number of pets have died in New Addington after eating poisoned meat apparently aimed at the new Public Enemy No. 1, Brer Fox.

Chingford burglars reached a new low by pressing a hot iron to the back of a householder.

It's pillows at dawn as Premier Inns take on Travelodge for the 2012 crown of mediocrity.

News oddity of the day: a deaf man has been cleared of abusive signing against DLR staff at Canary Wharf.

Sad tree, by Alex Pink via the Londonist pool.