After B&Q's patriotic wheelbarrows and the tandoori menu featuring such dishes as Rooney's Rogan, we thought we'd seen it all. But, lo, 'Wedding Dreams by Lisa', on Glebe Avenue, Ickenham takes improbable footy tie-ins to new heights. The bride would presumably look a real striker in this St George's wedding dress. Thanks to Conrad Roth for the tip-off. Any shameless World Cup bandwagoneering in your neighbourhood? Send pics to firstname.lastname@example.org.