Administrator Refutes Palace - P Diddy Link

We knew it was nonsense, but all the same, it's sad to have it confirmed: the club's administrator, Brendan Guilfoyle, has scuppered talk of rap mogul Diddy buying up embattled Championship club "Cristal" Palace, saying unequivocally that "there is no truth in [the rumour] whatsoever". More's the pity: we were planning to attend the media scrum on Diddy's arrival, just to see the look etched on his face at the realisation that he'd swapped Fifth Avenue for the Whitgift Centre. Mr Guilfoyle did, however, admit that he is a fan of Diddy's extensive oeuvre, and said that he'd be willing to fly to New York in order to meet him.