Bringing you the week's most Londony TV shows.
Grimefighters (ITV1) The never-ending series about the dirtier side of life seeks out the detritus caused from Friday-night revellers in the West End.
Spooks (BBC1, 21.00-22.00) Penultimate episode of the season.
Teens and Tiaras (C4, 21.00-22.00) Looking at the bizarre world of the debutantes - posh youngsters who parade around London's nattier haunts flaunting their designer clothes and received mannerisms.
Desert Island Discs (Radio 4, 9.00-9.45) Lord Coe is the supposedly stranded guest on this week's show.
Love Actually (ITV1, 21.00-23.30) Largely London-set and surprisingly watchable romcom with an outrageous number of stars.
Joan Armatrading's Favourite Choirs (Radio 4, 14.45-15.00) Sounds like one of Alan Partridge's programme pitches. In this instalment, Joan visits the London Bulgarian Choir.