The Apprentice: The London Bus Version

Buses are hip: bus stop tops are hot, people are having babies on the backseats and they are not tube travel with its perilous chance encounters with irate Jedi assistants. Boris Johnson wants 400 apprenticeships for bus drivers each year so that drivers can expand and develop new skills, gain qualifications and generally contribute more to the economy and London life. All well and good, but can apprenticeships in "braking carefully to avoid whiplash at every traffic light" also be provided? That way passengers can also benefit, and that would be nice too. Image by daejn