Bringing you the most Londony shows on TV and radio over the coming week.
Inside Out (BBC1, 19.30-20.00) Matthew Wright stalks the Queen during a spot of swan upping.
University Challenge (BBC2, 20.00-20.30) UCL take on Clare College, Cambridge.
Dispatches: Ready to Riot (C4, 20.00-21.00) A look at police crowd control methods, following the the death of Ian Tomlinson at the G20 demonstrations earlier this year.
Legends: Al Bowlly - The Very Thought Of You (BBC4, 22.00-23.00) Documentary about the 'first crooner' who died on Jermyn Street during the Blitz.
Gormley on Epstein (Radio 4, 11.30-12.00) The modern superstar of sculpture looks at one of his predecessors - the controversial Jacob Epstein.
Afternoon Play: Dickens Confidential (Radio 4, 14.15-15.00) Crime drama told through the eyes of newspaper editor Charles Dickens.
Dishing the Dirt (ITV1, 22.35-23.35) Health inspectors and undercover reporters sample the delights of some of London's shabbiest restaurants.
UEFA Champions League (ITV1, 19.30-22.00) Chelsea take on Atletico Madrid.
Art Deco Icons (BBC4, 20.30-21.00) Inside Claridge's.
Live UEFA Europa League Football (FIVE, 19.30-22.20) Fulham versus AS Roma.
Question Time (22.35-23.35) The Twitterati might just be talking about this installment from London thanks to the inclusion of one Nick Griffin on the panel.