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More postal chaos on the way. Buy a pigeon, we say.

Two teenage girls are wanted in connection with the Trafalgar Square murder.

There's a census rehearsal in Newham today. No, we couldn't work it out either. Perhaps they're practising counting.

In Bexley, Bromley and Barking hurricanes hardly happen. Oh, and the government is chucking money at them, along with Dagenham, to help them out of the recession.

Some twat punched Leona Lewis at a book signing this afternoon.

Think you can sing? On the stage as well as in the shower? Here's your big opportunity...

Fatboys, by fairlybuoyant via the Londonist pool. Could murder a shake right now.