Salmonella Outbreak At Kebab Shop

You might want to buy in some extra bleach for the bathroom if you've suppered at the Shahi Nan Kabab restaurant in Uxbridge Road, Shepherd's Bush recently: the eatery has voluntarily closed following a suspected salmonella outbreak. At least 41 people have suffered food poisoning after dining there recently, with 14 of those confrimed as suffering from the potentially fatal bacteria. But as Confucius once repeatedly asked a quizzical student: "If you ate a late-night kebab and got salmonella, how would you tell?" (Image / beatdrifter)