Getaway Driver 'Armless

So many puns, so little time. The getaway driver for a £175,000 robbery last December managed to evade police in a high speed chase despite having no arms. Sadly for this story, he wasn't fingered by an informant; he and his three friends finally felt the long arm of the law after the boys in blue went out on a limb and forced the car into the wall in the Blackwall Tunnel. There was no opportunity for armed police to tell the crooks to put their hands in the air and it's not known if he was listening to Elbow on the car stereo at the time.(Image / Nrbelex)