Stars Behaving Sadly

So the tabloid reign of Jordan and Peter is over. Don't worry - I'm sure there'll be just as much footage for you to sigh and tut over (you don't, do you? Please tell us you don't..) but they've gone their separate ways and by all accounts are forging separate *careers*. This weekend saw Katie Price modelling at Clothes Show London, looking rather, well, mutton undressed as mutton actually. She was there conspicuously to push her new range of clothing, KP Equestrian (since when have bikinis been worn for horse riding?), but ended up fishing pathetically for compliments. Katie love - we like you just the way you were - brazen and confident, tasteful in an distasteful sort of way, not desperate and deshabille. With the not-exactly-shock news that BGT runner-up Su-Bo was admitted to the Priory on Sunday, it seems to be a week for stars behaving sadly. (Image of happier days/mikekingphoto)