Bringing you the most Londony shows on TV and radio over the coming week. Except Wimbledon. That'd just mess up our neat little listings. And Eastenders, because you don't seriously watch that, right?
The Conspiracy Files: 7/7 (BBC2, 21.00-22.00) Could MI5 have been behind the 2005 terror attacks on London? No.
Front Row (Radio 4, 19.15-19.45) A look (or listen) at Gay Icons, the National Portrait Gallery's latest exhibition.
Celebrity Masterchef (BBC1, 20.00-21.00) More culinary triumphs and disasters as the 'celebrity' cooks flaunt their spatulas around London's poshest restaurants.
Notting Hill (ITV2, 22.00-00.35) Another chance to see the West London rom-com we all secretly love.
Confessions of an English Opium Eater (Radio 4, 21.00-22.00) Another chance to catch the dramatization of the classic story of debauchery on the streets of London.
The Day of the Triffids (BBC4, 19.00-20.00) Classic TV adaptation of the John Wyndham novel sees desperate Londoners fleeing giant plants. The BBC are remaking the story, so this is a good chance to catch the original.