Irrelevant Slebs-in-London Stuff

So with London's transport offering commuting hell, and the government in a right old two and eight, we thought we'd offer you a totally inane celebrity news round-up to take your mind off things. You'll be proud to know that our fair capital has worked its magic on at least one troubled relationship: Li-Lo and her on/off girlfriend Samantha Robson are reunited after a week in London playing charades with the paparazzi. Another troubled soul from over the pond was seen contentedly eating burgers in Hyde Park yesterday: Britters is in town, but there was no sign of the rest of the circus as she took her sons for a walk. Shame it seems she's not the sell out that she probably deserves to be: it has been revealed that many tickets for her O2 concerts remain unsold, with VIP seats being flogged off for two quid a piece at the weekend. There, now don't you feel better for having read all of that? (Image/Gribiche)