Weekend Round-Up

Here's what we've learned this weekend whilst you've been eating leeks and picking daffs:

A Man-U fanatic has recreated Wembley in his Didsbury front parlour.

A handbag? Zara Phillips' has been stolen.

A disabled pensioner has been stabbed to death.

A Bexley teenager has been arrested after trying to get on Police! Camera! Action!.

Problem teens? No problem - taser 'em.

Paintings by the Kray twins are to go on sale.

Seems bookies really are dens of all iniquity.

Richard Curtis does sweet and down-to-earth. A man has been found dead in a Dalston street.

Happy St. David's Day.

Image by maggie jones. via the Londonist flickr pool.